Wednesday, September 28, 2011

An Assignment from my Therapist










Dear Future Husband,

In an effort to be concise I am writing this letter in a HELP WANTED format. If it were a poem I'm afraid it would be epic. If it were a song I'm afraid it would be cheesy. There are certain things all husbands should be: kind, generous, hard working, sociable, affectionate; but my list contains those things that I, as an individual, require.


MUST BE:

1. Morally clean- this refers to clean language, high ethics, conservative sexual conduct

2. Honest- at work and in all business transactions, among friends, with family, with me

3. Fun- good sense of humor, high level of creativity, medium to high energy level, charismatic, adventurous

4. Spiritual- acknowledges the existence of God and seeks to understand His will

5. Family ready- likes kids, wants kids

6. Financially Savvy and Stable- lives within his means, saves for the future, works, earns enough to live and spend on fun, i.e. dates, trips, projects

7. Attractive and Active/Health conscious- exercises multiple times a week, eats nutritiously, takes care of hair, skin, nails, teeth, clothing, sees his doctor annually at least, sees dentist, clean home, car

8. Intelligent- educated, literate, life long learner, conversationalist

9. Good Leader- makes good decisions, sets goals and achieves them, practices what he preaches, helps others along the way

10. Good Partner- good self-esteem, kind, communicative, sharing, transparent, best friend, supportive, respectful

11. Icing on the cake: Adoring. Enough said.

Yours Longingly and with Faith,

Future Wife,

Kristin M. Ferrell


PS- looking something like Jeff Goldblum circa 1982 is a definite plus.


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