Monday, March 1, 2010

Biography


In second grade this week we are learning about biographies. The students study the lives of some of America's favorite authors, artists, presidents, musicians, sports stars, and civil rights leaders. They also interview a fellow student and write their bio. Inevitably, I get interviewed, too. I always seem to have an odd number of students.
These activities got me thinking. What would I want my real bio to look like? I mean, at the end of it all. When I'm 97, what is it I would liked to have done, seen, been. What sort of character did I fashion out of the raw material I was given by my progenitors? Let's just suppose I've lived a third of my life already. The truth is I may die tomorrow, but for the sake of this entry, let's suppose I die in my nineties. I'd say I'm off to a decent start. I spent my childhood getting into sufficient amounts of trouble, making exactly the wrong sorts of friends, and having a ball. (ha, ha!) But really, I did have a wonderful childhood.
Just yesterday I was telling a true story about kindergarten. For some inexplicable reason when I was five I got it into my head that I had a duty, nay, a mission I had to perform, for the good of humanity and to soothe the curiosity of my own, very voracious and painfully raucous young mind. The project: a dig. I had about ten to twelve little kindergartners under my task mastering hand and voice. I distributed the appropriate number of shovels and buckets. I outlined the plan in some detail: we would dig in a certain area for as long as it would take in order to find one of two things: China or Hell, and we wouldn't be stopping until one of them was located. Little Jason dared to inquire, "But how will we know when we get there?" My expression was probably beyond exasperation at this point. I can see myself smacking my own forehead. "You'll know, Jason, because you will either see Chinese people walking around or you will hear the trumpet of Satan blaring! Now, DIG!" Leaders are born, not groomed.
The kids were digging like little machines. I circulated, checking their work, providing encouragement and occasional reproof. We diligently pursued our goal each day at recess. I was so avid I actually had a hole going at home as well. My vigor knew no bounds. I had my two little brothers digging, too.
I forget how the project lost steam. Both sites gradually lost all attention. We gave in to less intense pursuits: hopscotch, gossip, swings, red rover, jump rope. And now the world will never know what we might have found. The sting of lost dreams is so hard to bare. Alas, I carried on, somehow.

7 comments:

Dallas said...

I tried digging to China too. I think I saw it on a cartoon. Very nice story.

Eric Zavala (the Copy Ninja) said...

What lovely little people you've got there...even if they smell like sandboxes and mud pies :)

DJ Ferrell said...

What a great story. Tomorrow I will be 97. Dad

CYNTHIA KONKLE said...

I had a moment and just read your story....hilarious!! I never tried digging to China...only Colonel Puddles, my golden cocker spaniel, did that!

sheshrios said...

I don't know about all leaders being born rather than learning leadership later, but for sure you were born to be a leader, Kristen. And you are one leader that I am not afraid to send followers to. I included. You are an example to many of us and always were. Your fan, and also aunt, Sharon

Daniel Ferrell said...

I remember this venture of yours. I thought it was funny how many people (kids mostly boys) you had on your roster. Two things, you were digging to hell only not China, second, Bryan and I never dug a hole for you in our back yard. I dug a hole in our back yard. Dad alloted me my own "property" spanning about 36 square feet. I dug a very nice three foot hole and planted seeds in the walls and ground creating the first "Underground Garden". I held a grand opening sponsored by Mom and the DEER corporation. Hot dogs and some fruit flavored soda was the hook to get people to come. A ribbon cutting ceremony was held too. You are a natural leader. Since I have known you, you have bossed (lead) me around. I was not a born leader but I am very much so a leader now. You were my first mentor. HAHA! Hell.

Jassem said...

What if they only studied biographies of famous mathematicians?